at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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