If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize