Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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