You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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