I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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