i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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