I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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