He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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