either way he was missing a nipple.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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