What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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