she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
