I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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