Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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