I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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