You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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