DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
COCAINE IS GR8
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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