scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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