I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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