thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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