And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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