remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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