oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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