But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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