just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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