Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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