woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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