Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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