He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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