On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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