Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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