with your own penis?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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