There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Buhtt sex?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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