I've blown a few things in my day
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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