At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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