i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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