: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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