i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
