Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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