Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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