Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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