You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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