would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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