My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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