I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
