Tell her she can't have a vagina
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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