I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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