He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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