no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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