I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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