we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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