why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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