Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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