on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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