she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I think i got beer on your cat.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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