i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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